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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 1:36:12 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 1:39:00 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!"
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 1:40:01 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 1:41:47 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 1:42:17 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 1:43:05 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 1:43:41 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 1:44:42 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 1:46:47 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 1:49:40 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me."
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Post by noraconway on Jan 29, 2009 2:58:42 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 13:00:50 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants.
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 29, 2009 13:30:01 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were
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Post by xxcandyxaddictionx on Jan 29, 2009 17:18:56 GMT -4
wet and moldy.
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Post by xxcandyxaddictionx on Jan 29, 2009 17:19:39 GMT -4
Whoops!
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy.
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