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Post by clear on Jan 29, 2009 17:24:55 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated
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Post by iwanttobeavamp09 on Jan 29, 2009 21:35:37 GMT -4
dancing like a
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Post by Robin Lita Merez on Jan 29, 2009 22:09:41 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated dancing like a totally weird and
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Post by xxcandyxaddictionx on Jan 29, 2009 22:18:27 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chiuahua.
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 29, 2009 23:18:30 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chiuahua. Leah bit her.
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 30, 2009 0:10:24 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chiuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 30, 2009 0:14:42 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chiuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies.
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 30, 2009 0:15:43 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 30, 2009 0:16:36 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell!
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 30, 2009 0:17:43 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 30, 2009 0:18:55 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 30, 2009 0:19:33 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 30, 2009 0:19:57 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf
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Post by chrisashley on Jan 30, 2009 0:21:43 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah bit
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Post by samanthakarategirl on Jan 30, 2009 0:22:25 GMT -4
One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.
Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jazz's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by
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