3 Word Story

[noraconway]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass.

[noraconway]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said,

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass?"

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy."

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!"

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack.

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs.

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart.

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl. Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!"