3 Word Story

[Gabriel Takana]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and

[Rosalie Hale]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off

[Gabriel Takana]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice.

[Rosalie Hale]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice. Unfortunately, the apple

[shatteredpieces]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants lying in the muddy, yucky, blood.

[Charity Flint]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice. Unfortunately, the apple juice was syrup

[Starlene Swift]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice. Unfortunately, the apple juice was syrup from the cat's

[Rosalie Hale]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice. Unfortunately, the apple juice was syrup from the cat's old, undersized, peeling

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One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horse radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste his delicious face. It tasted like intense Lucky Charms. Then the grandma screamed "Orange marmalade!!" Ed was all "Oh hell no!" But the grandma smacked him upside his pickle and Ed squealed like a big old sissy little girl.

Leah had come to her senses and at some degree of manifestation began kicking ass. Jazz then said, "Why would Leah kick my ass? She's too insane to be crazy." Leah neighed loudly "I'M A PONY!" before farting like Carlisle on crack, smelling like eggs. Emmett breathed deeply, choking on fart. "THAT WAS WRONG!!!" he squealed. Leah cried, "You pansy!" The smell still clung to Jasper's long Snape-like hair. "Alice, fetch the spatula and mayonaise. We've got a problem with lice. Get off me." Alice hand-saluted and bought Rosalie pants. The pants were wet and moldy. Then Angela apparated, dancing like a totally weird and vicious hungry chihuahua. Leah bit her. Leah's foamy mouth contained deadly rabies. Angela yelled, "Bloody ****ing Hell! Bella didn't know you were diseased?!" Bella was alarmed that the werewolf named Leah had been bitten by Remus last year. Leah enjoyed it, for she wanted a monster's life. No one knew she was part-leprechaun, though Edward suspected, being an all-knowing jerk. Leah envied Edward for his stupidity. Leah, the idiot, liked him anyway because of her weakness for complete morons. She mistaken frequently his horrendous grammar. Leah's on crack all over again. Shen sold it to a pony named Tequila. Tequila was a very Leah-like, smelly creature that was homosexual and very fat, like Edward Cullen. Ed and Le's arguing got annoying.

Then River came and chewed the rubbery, beat them senseless, ending with farting. Leah puked, disgusted, and ate raw orange-ish purple marmalade. Ed had suffocated on River's fart. Jazz came in, not wearing anything. Alice loved it, Edward did not. Leah decided to kill them all, then snort cocaine, which she did. River was revived from farting spells then the leprechaun got a fork and shanked Erin. She cried out, "You stupid midget. I will sue!" Erin then tackled a wet gorilla. The gorilla slapped Erin's backside sharply, and killed Edward's friend Erin. Gorillas hate Edward deeply because he's hotter. Erin is cuter when she's dead, but Edward's blind rabbit sniffed her then attacked Edward playfully and lovingly. The gorilla then ate Erin's corpse but was poisoned by the nastiness of Edward's smell. Edward smelled sweet to humans but not to gorillas. He puked and scoffed at Erin, who was covered in gorilla spit. Edward laughed and skipped off to revive Erin and make everyone happy. The gorilla had run away into Edward's pants and seemed to be lost in the little pockets. Because a campfire started, Lita was roasted on a stick and everyone ate merrily. Lita tasted heavenly, like Spam meat. Edward loved it, but he lied. Lita haunted Edward and Erin's mother. Edward screamed like Hercules, saving himself from Erin's stinky body. Everyone didn't like Edward's breath. T'was overwhelmingly sweet to only flies like Lita's mother, who Edward adored. She flattered him with kinky spankings. Lita got jealous and also spanked Edward to compensate. Edward yelled out, "Oh yes baby!" His butt turned orange. River fell after seeing his amazing stamina and Leah pimp-slapped Ed.

Edward loves hardcore rock bands. They make him tingle with piano madness. He played Elton John's "Your Song." River clapped and brayed in appreciation. Le assaulted Edward sexily. They happily skated over Erin, laughing along the way. It was icky when Vicky kidnapped Chip Skylark but he sang happily anyway. Vicky sighed angrily. Her plan failed when River kicked her. Gooey stuff oozed out of Vicky when she was deflating. Everyone celebrated the end of the comic book spell that Vicky cursed everyone with. Terror no longer made Leah, Lita, and Bella maul Edward. They loved him like spam meat fried with cheese, salad and cupcakes. He's dead sexy to only monkeys like Lita. Esme smacked Leah, who killed her. Leah then went to kill Lita with a spoon. River was traumatized strangely as usual. Ed yelled, "Party in my pants!" to Leah. She smacked Ed and crawled toward him with an evil sexy lion crawl. He grinned sexily and pounced but broke his leg, but magically repaired. Le got self-conscious, but continued anyway. River then joined Vicky in line-dancing while Edward and Leah had sexy-time. Lita was eating cheese with Edward's picture on it, taken by Leah, who is awesome in her dreams of being awesome.

There is cheese in Jasper's boxers that smells like dead raccoon carcass. It brought all the gorillas in the jungle to the yard. They like "It's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. My Milk..." and they trailed on forever until the big green ogre and the Jolly Pineapple jumped into some jello and yelled "ASBESTOS!" Emmett got mad when his burp had a disgusting aftertaste. Esme smelled like moldy tomatoes which turned Carlisle on because he loves smelling that. He's a supa-freak in bed. Jasper begged to differ because he's freakier when he's with Grandpa Joe. They like pudding and love to roll in their Benzo. A gay gorilla yelled "Mommy!" at his lover who decided to shank Edward while burping garlic at Charlie who suddenly joined in on the fun when Bella flashed him. Flashing made Charlie have to go use the potty. The gay gorilla was in the bedroom with Bella. Edward got hot on the job. For some reason, cheese tastes good. Random, but necessary, like Anne's face. So Edward started to be immature about it, copying Anne's personality. Anne had stopped belching madly when Edward died. Peace! Now he's vampiric, and gone forever into the land of stupid jackasses cultivated by Anne. Anne quit before she got caught being friendly to the wet gorilla who is handsome as Shrek's grandfather who is handsome to booger-eating widows that will die.

Death is easy. Life is harder. No one seems to understand anymore, but Charlie does. He finds purpose in scratching his fat hairy back with his mom's blad cap. But his mom knew that magical ponies were up his big fat stinky schnoz. Even hippogriffs can see that. It turned out that people bite with their teeth. Big fat monkeys don't, however. Lita was definitely wacko when she said her pussie buddy had crabs on his big fat ass shaped like Anne. Edward killed Lita in Anne's dreams. It came true because Anne's crazy. Edward roasted his favorite pineapple-covered snails and ate them out of Bella's two ears. Cat moaned at this. Lita didn't die without squealing like a beautiful angel-like platypus monster who Edward loved at first sight. No one understood he was hurt emotionally from Lita's horrible big mouth. She's usually nice, but we think she needs to go get help. She has a big scar on her huge left toe from Edward's foot fetish episode, and then Swedish wedgies were invented to kill Jasper's ass. Edward caught Jasper's boxers and gave him a blow with his big fat wooden stick. Jasper screamed sexily "OH BABY!" while Edward fainted from his own sexiness. Sophia thought it was so sexy that she peed into Edward's mouth-shaped glass bowl while he slapped Crystal's big ass. The bowl became Optimus Prime because Edward was a very pretty princess. Optimus wanted to rape Edward since he was beautiful but extremely cocky and very annoying with his sexy, and i mean sexy, attitude. Anne and Erin hated that oreo's were stale and chewy at the same exact time. Very frequently, Seth likes to piss his pants every time someome says Geradamo! Then he runs and yells "SEXY I Need More gin juice baby!" While his wet mouth cusses out everyone in the entire world by growling like a small baby girl.

Rosalie caught Seth by his neck and began to pet his hair before she had an erection like woah, hold up. girls get erections? That's not it... its a banana. And moving on. It's time to get back. Seth tried to avoid Rosalie's death grip, but epically failed because he was a slow, yellow haired Greek god. He then tried to stick his big long slippery Aaron action figure in Rosalie's mouth. Rosalie screamed and ran away from the intruder that smelled really bad with icky perfume made from gross potato juice and rotten sausage meat. At least she still had her shoes, some pink stilettos, and was walking towards Edward again with a look of wizard angst. Rosalie went to her bedroom and kicked off her heels sitting down at her vanity. Grabbing her brush, she tried to comb her shirt, but failed epically. With a curse and a shout, Charlie ran to his car only to be stopped by a kitten who was purring like a fiend. The kitten was a fat hoe and a bad cook at that. Charlie made the cat horny with a dirty catnip that was sparkly. Quickly it devoured Charlie's shoe and took a dump on Starlene's head. Starlene ran to the house and hosed herself off with apple juice. Unfortunately, the apple juice was syrup from the cat's old, undersized, peeling, crusty, bad smelling,