3 Word Story

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost

[dustin]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the

[brittanyyo]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with

[chrisashley]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa

[brittanyyo]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with

[Robin Lita Merez]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression

[brittanyyo]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face.

[Robin Lita Merez]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering

[clear]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow

[Robin Lita Merez]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as

[samanthakarategirl]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward.


OOC: Lol, couldn't help it. He's magically delicious.

[dustin]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward

[Robin Lita Merez]

One beautiful day, a leprechaun jumped over the fence and discovered that he was missing his lucky boot. He cried out, "Darn the Irish!" He stomped his deformed wooden leg, crying out to his invisible wife. He ran towards his pants, lying in the muddy bogs of Scotland. He put them under a rock. He thought that his wife looked pretty darn hideous with all that green and crusty make-up on her pimple infested face. He asked her, "Do you have any regard toward being an ugly banshee at the old stinky husband you have?" But the old coot staggered outside and sniffed their goat's head and almost managed to trip over its leg. His unicorn took off running into the wild searching for his turtle named Goosey. He finally found that wrinkled old grandpa he lost one day while cleaning out the barn filled with horsh radish. Grandpa looked weird with that strange expression upon his face. He was wondering why the rainbow didn't taste as good as Edward. Grandpa walked toward Edward to taste

[iwanttobeavamp09]

his delicious face.

OOC: Srry I couldn't think of anything good.