What are they thinking? Part 1[CLOSED]

[Administrator]

Tell me what each person is thinking here.

Reply with what they're thinking in a format similar to this-

Charlie:
Bella:
Edward:

[Esme Cullen]

Charlie: Why can't I look at them!
Bella: Alice, Alice, Alice, WHY!
Edward: Wow, Bella is amazing! Wait until I tell her what Charlie's thinking!

Not very good but I tried!

[Administrator]

Charlie: Well, if I run fast, I can have my gun loaded before they leave, and since I'm the police chief, I don't have to report the crime. Now...where to hide his body...

Edward: Maybe I'll let her take control this time...

Bella: I hate Alice. I really do. I'm just gonna smile and pretend to be happy, because Edward can't read my mind, but dammit I hate Alice.

[river]

Charlie: I won't even glance at that daughter stealing punk.
Bella: Why isn't dad talking to Edward?
Edward: I wish I could hear what Charlie was thinking. Seems angry.

[veronica]

Charlie: no funny business now
Bella:...stilettos and stairs are not the best combination, Alice
Edward:god bless our cold soul, Alice

[brittanyyo]

Charlie: "It's simple. You touch her, you die. Got it? I have a shot gun in the other room. Already loaded with your name on the bullets, Edward..."
Bella: Edward, my face is up here.
Edward: Oh, what? I'm sorry. -Eyes slowly sink downward again-

[nikki]

Charlie:Wow she looks amazing and so grown up. I hope that Edward Cullen doesn't except anything.
Bella:What have I gotten myself into. I have no clue what I am going to do.
Edward:Bella looks amazing. I hope Charlie doesn't hate me.

[fallenstar]

Charlie: I wonder if I can go fishing after this
Bella:Edward why are you laughing
Edward: Nothing nothing, Charlie's thinking of fishing

[jenny]

Charlie:That Edward Cullen better bringher home on time!
Bella:I am totally going to hurt Alice for this. I totally don't want to go to a dance.
Edward:Man I don't want to make Charlie mad.

[samanthakarategirl]

Edward:.......Cleavage......

Charlie: I suddenly feel like killing Edward.

Bella: The sooner we leave, the sooner we can come home.

[esmella]

Charlie: That dress is WAY to short. Look at her, she's practically turning into a.... wait. IS. HE. LOOKING. AT. HER.... Okay, where's my gun when I need it?

Bella: I wonder if Alice can forsee me shoving my fist down her hard throat?

Edward: Woah... she managed to get down the stairs. And actually Charlie, I wasn't, but now that you've mentioned it....

[maryalicebrandon]

Charlie: Oh, why did I change out of my police uniform? If that Edwin doesn't stop looking at my daughter like that I'll...
Bella: Alice, someday, I don't know how, but I WILL get my revenge. Stupid annoying psychic pixie. When I'm a vampire...watch out.
Edward: Wow. That dress looks stunning. Alice, I'm buying you a Porsche. I wonder if my Bella will allow Alice to dress her up like this everyday. No...that might be too much for a self-control.

[danielriggs]

Charlie: Wow. Those two dogs are REALLY going at it.
Edward: If Tyler shows up tonight I am seriously going to- wait did Charlie just think of seeing dogs going at it?!?!
Bella: Alice! Alice! Alice! Are you CRAZY? Oh shoot. I'm going to fall in front of everybody

[izzyashley]

Charlie: I wonder how long it would take everyone to notice if I killed Edward
Edward: If Charlie tazes me I will suck the freaking life out of him...then blame it on someone else.
Bella: Charlie, don't talk. Please don't talk. I told him not to use words in public. Ooh, Edward's butt looks good in that suit.

[febreeze23]

Edward: Well, OBVIOUSLY Bella was not going to wear stilettos.
Charlie: I'm not gonna look. I'm not gonna look. CRAP! I looked.
Bella: Don't stare at me like that!