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Post by emmettcullen on Nov 15, 2010 3:46:16 GMT -4
Lita dies because she stole Mike Tysons tiger and he got so pissed that he sang 'Coming in the Air Tonight' by Phil Collins and then he hit her in the face so hard that her brain exploded and she died.
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Post by Robin Lita Merez on Nov 15, 2010 19:45:41 GMT -4
lmfao!
Emmett dies because he went through time in a hot-tub, and didn't know where to go. He ended up taking a route, and when he sees man about to lose his arm from a truck... he pushes him out the way and loses one himself. He dies from losing too much blood.
Hot-tub time machine <3
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Post by Jake Storm on Nov 29, 2010 18:23:49 GMT -4
Lita dies by Jake singing a song to her that goes like this...'Kick you in the ass, Kick you in the ass...Oh I'm gonna kick you in the ass.' And then she just died, it was weird
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Post by Robin Lita Merez on Nov 29, 2010 19:14:03 GMT -4
Jake dies from taking a Jeffery with P-Diddy, Russell Brands, and that fat dude who's name no one knows. He strokes furry walls like a mofo and gets stabbed in the heart with a adrenaline needle. He can't handle it so he runs away, with P-Diddy chasing him claiming he can't outrun him 'cause he's black, and gets hit by a taxi-cab. Jake still doesn't die and runs down the street crazily until finally he runs into a girl named Medusa, who's face made him turn to stone and shatter into millions of pieces.
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Post by Jake Storm on Dec 2, 2010 3:17:53 GMT -4
Furry walls don't bring me down,
Furry walls please stay around,
Furry walls,
Furry walls
Furry walls kiss me to sleep,
Furry walls please help me read,
Furry walls,
Furry walls
Jake cant help but love stroking the furry walls so he asks Lita to join him. He is still freaking out from the Jeffery and Lita tries to calm him down but Russel Brands dad throws a silver platter at Lita and hits her smack in the head. She gets mad and disappears like a ninja and then jumps out and attacks him. Jake is still stroking the furry walls and tells Lita he wants to cover his house with fur and make it look like a werewolf. Lita starts to laugh and cants stop. She has gotten a contact high from the Jeffery unfortunately and is in a uncontrollable fit of laughter and she chokes from lack of oxygen and dies.
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Post by Starlene Swift on Dec 2, 2010 10:58:34 GMT -4
Jake dies from taking a Jeffery with P-Diddy, Russell Brands, and that fat dude who's name no one knows. He strokes furry walls like a mofo and gets stabbed in the heart with a adrenaline needle. He can't handle it so he runs away, with P-Diddy chasing him claiming he can't outrun him 'cause he's black, and gets hit by a taxi-cab. Jake still doesn't die and runs down the street crazily until finally he runs into a girl named Medusa, who's face made him turn to stone and shatter into millions of pieces.
Errr.... Jonah Hill, Lita? lol.
Sharming dies because he tried to sing a song about murdering goats but an icicle dropped on his head and caused him to die from brain death.
('i always chose the icicle--the weapon melts away.'---lovely bones (that's like the best book evvvver)) |
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Post by Sageyy Viles on Dec 2, 2010 19:24:40 GMT -4
star star dies because she's so darn cute that she got tackled by a mob of hot guys and they suffocated her  lame i know..  lol
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Post by Gabriel Takana on Dec 2, 2010 19:32:16 GMT -4
Sage dies because a speaker falls on her because she is making such awesome music.  |
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Post by Rosalie Hale on Dec 21, 2010 18:51:40 GMT -4
Gabriel dies because he was prancing around in wolf form one day during the spring, and a man walked up to him and shot him. He asked why the man shot him, and he replied that it was wolf hunting season.
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Post by Gabriel Takana on Dec 21, 2010 19:35:03 GMT -4
Rosalie dies because there is no more makeup in the world or anything else to make her look pretty.
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Post by Rosalie Hale on Dec 21, 2010 19:43:01 GMT -4
Gabriel dies because he insulted Rosalie, so she slit his throat... |
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Post by Gabriel Takana on Dec 23, 2010 14:59:40 GMT -4
Rosalie dies cause Gabe knocks off her head as he dies. Mutual death!
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Post by Andrew Wright on Dec 23, 2010 16:27:41 GMT -4
Gabe dies because he was raped in an Alley by Ashley and it was so Awesome he had a heart attack |
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Post by shatteredpieces on Apr 17, 2011 23:41:49 GMT -4
Andrew dies because h is eaten by a dino and then pooed in a whole piece.
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Post by Charity Flint on Jul 17, 2012 11:42:14 GMT -4
Lita dies by luring Scooby and Shaggy into a haunted castle ride with her to solve a mystery, and when the ride malfunctions she meets her impending doom by prop sausages.
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