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Post by John Smith on Sept 30, 2010 22:57:19 GMT -4
15. Get a clip-board, and go around asking customers very disturbing poll questions such as: "If you had to murder your child, would you: a.) disembowel him, b.) draw and quarter him, or c.) put him on the Spanish Donkey?" When asked what a Spanish Donkey is, provide intricately detailed diagrams of what it is and what it does.
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Post by John Sheppard on Oct 1, 2010 19:41:19 GMT -4
lol love this thread its perfect to say
I was acually thrown out of walmart one day. But no problems after I can go back.
But I grabbed a book off the self sat down in the furniture department right nest to it and sat a read for nearly an hour. They made me leave.LOL
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Post by Autumn Maeson on Oct 1, 2010 20:06:13 GMT -4
OMG I want to try Emmetts idea of climbing in the freezer!!!!
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Post by Aiyana Kay Scott on Oct 7, 2010 19:24:12 GMT -4
Taking the barbie sets out of the boxes and proceed to set up "Barbie Land" all along the floor, Ken and all.
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Post by Elise Cooper on Oct 8, 2010 0:14:48 GMT -4
18. Connecting all of the TV's on the back wall up to your Wii and playing Super Mario Galaxy on all 50 of them.
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Post by Hollie Jackel on Nov 3, 2010 2:28:43 GMT -4
glue a quarter to the floor then hid close by and laugh loudly everytime someone tries to pick it up  |
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Post by Jake Storm on Nov 3, 2010 17:34:11 GMT -4
20. Write 'Have A' on one butt cheek and 'Nice Day!' on the other and moon people as they leave.
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Post by Evan Soloman on Nov 3, 2010 20:20:42 GMT -4
21. ride around on the tri-cycles with your friends. when i asked tell the employee you "couldn't reach the 'big girl' bikes."  sad to say i've done this. haha. but i didnt get kicked out. |
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Post by Rosalie Hale on Dec 21, 2010 19:03:52 GMT -4
22. While in the clothing section, ask an employee if they sell clothes. When they look at you funny and say "...Yes...", ask where they might be found. Then ask where you can find plain t-shirts, and when they show you the whole rack, ask where you can find a specific color. Then ask for a specific size.
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Post by Gabriel Takana on Dec 21, 2010 19:31:41 GMT -4
23. Play golf down the aisles with apples and oranges.
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Post by Starlene Swift on Feb 10, 2011 17:10:51 GMT -4
Chase around the security guard with a big stick of meat.
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Post by Willow Linn on Feb 11, 2011 14:08:44 GMT -4
Go with your older brother to the toy section, and throw the bouncy balls at people as they walk by... Apparently that is frowned upon by society.
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Post by shatteredpieces on Apr 17, 2011 19:54:54 GMT -4
15. Steal something
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Post by shatteredpieces on Apr 17, 2011 23:37:28 GMT -4
16. sing an inapropriate song loudly.
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Post by shatteredpieces on Apr 17, 2011 23:38:02 GMT -4
17. act like a monkey
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[M:-690]
sad to say i've done this. haha. but i didnt get kicked out. 
